Creation Date : 23 March 2014
Name : First (and worst) Lady
Type : Colorless
Attack 1 : Stupidity
Flip two coins. This attack does 30 damage to Barack Insane Obama times the number of heads.
Attack 2 : Karma
For being such an annoying president, Barack Insane Obama is now poisoned, paralyzed, and asleep.
Illustrator : Jared Behning