Pokemon Florida Man 18
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Creation Date : 1 August 2025
Name : Florida Man
Type : Dragon
Attack 1 : Trade baby for 15 Big Macs
Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 50 billion damage
Attack 2 : Drink deep frying oil
Flip a coin. If heads, your Pokémon is now Paralyzed. If tails you do 5000 billion damage
Comments : I eat car
Illustrator : Yo mama
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