Pokemon Forever Alone 262

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Pokemon Forever Alone

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Creation Date : 24 November 2014

Name : Forever Alone

Type : Metal

Attack 1 : lonelyness
If chosen, go cry in your bedroom about your sad life while playing team fortress 2 and wait until neighbors knock on door to complain the come back to play. (must be in underwear at all times)

Attack 2 : 37th Facebook page
add your 37th Facebook page, but realize that not even your first page has any friends. if you start crying, the opponent gains 50 HP.

Comments : please be my friend.

Illustrator : Forever Alone

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