Creation Date : 24 December 2013
Name : Frodo Baggins
Type : Grass
Attack 1 : One Ring
All attacks miss for five turns. Frodo becomes confused.
Attack 2 : Get Stabbed
Great job, dummy. Now Strider has to carry you halfway to Rivendell, you didn't get to admire the trolls your uncle turned to stone 60 years ago, and you're making noises like a woman in labour.
Comments : Frodo is useless.
Illustrator : Legolas is better