Pokemon Gabe Newell 81
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Pokemon Passport
Creation Date : 31 March 2017
Name : Gabe Newell
Type : Psychic
Attack 1 : Steam Sale
Flip a coin. If heads, your wallet is empty. If tails, you are left with enough money for rent, but just barely.
Attack 2 : Half Life 3
Flip a coin. If heads, the earth implodes under the implications.
Comments : Gaben's Final Form. Resistance is futile.
Illustrator : Nobuo Uematsu
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