Pokemon Georgio Mortimer
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Creation Date : 8 February 2013
Name : Georgio Mortimer
Type : Psychic
Attack 1 : Complete Annoyance
This ostrich will annoy the sh*t out of any opponent by using highly sophisticated words typically derived from 18th century English along with references of well-known literary works such as the tragedies and comedic fantasies of the acclaimed playwright, William Shakespeare. In addition to its other eccentric attacks, the bird clothed in an 18th century men's suit and top hat will delightedly share his wonderful yet HIGHLY boring "legend". This so-called story has an estimated story-telling time of 89 hours and 56 minutes, so the opponent MUST be prepared for a long and painful journey. As the proclaimed writer of all Pokemon cards, it is my duty to never state my opinions. But, honestly, GOOD LUCK.
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