Attack 1 : Rage Flip a coin. If heads, you accidentally ate his burrito and he punched you an additional time. Each hit does 30 damage. Keep going until you get tails.
Attack 2 : Sit Sat on. Weighing in at over 350 lbs, the opponent is immediately crushed by this attack.
Comments : The only thing he eats is burritos. His weight is about 257 pounds and most of his weight comes from burritos.
Illustrator : evoL, 2007
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