Pokemon God 701

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 12 November 2013

Name : God

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : Smite
Ultra Power. Flip a coin. If heads, the defending Pokémon has all status effects. If tails, God doubles his HP. If neither, this attack does twice the damage.

Attack 2 : FLOOOOD!!
Flip a coin. If heads, you drown and everything bad that can happens to defending team. If tails, you sneak onto Noah's boat, but you die of ecoli from the feces and the attack damage is doubled.

Comments : Its God. You cannot to defeat God.

Illustrator : God

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