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Pokemon Ivan

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Creation Date : 26 October 2021

Name : Ivan

Type : Metal

Attack 1 : CYKA BLYAT
look at enemy, if gopnik, send to gulag for betraying motherland. if not gopnik give them blyat and enemy dies

Attack 2 : Tsar Bomba
tell enemy to think of number, if number larger than 50. call komrade stalin to deploy tsar bomba and does 200x number worth of damage enemy says. if not larger than 50, send tsar bomba anyways.

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