Attack 1 : jedi sword hurts you more than it hurts opponent {u miss 20% of the time use a luck generator LOL and it does recoil damage when it misses} {does 1 million damage, good luck surviving if u miss}
Attack 2 : magicarp killer flip a coin, if its heads you insta kill magicarp if its tails they get to use a pretend hyper potion ;) {full health again} 3rd attack is tackle hurts opponent 10 damage at level 100}
Comments : its weak to uranium pokemon ;)
Illustrator : batman 100% legit
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