Creation Date : 26 May 2014
Name : Jared Price
Type : Colorless
Attack 1 : Robust
Flip a coin. If heads, Jared grabs a toolbox and smashes your face with it dealing 60 damage
If Tails, Jared completely derps out and takes 60 damage
Attack 2 : Shitcurity mode
Halt, Shitcurity! Jared grabs a stun baton and lethal weapons. He then harm baton's you dealing 40 damage then lasers you dealing 59 damage. Warning: This will make Jared have to skip one turn after using this move.