Attack 1 : Saturday Night Live This attack brings your Pokemon into saturday night live where Jimmy humiliates it, taking away 100 happiness.
Attack 2 : Comeback Battle Start by asking a random spectator to witness the battle and judge it. Then, start the battle by the attacker saying "your comebacks are awful" then seeing if your opponents comeback was good. If not you inflict 40 damage to your opponent.
Illustrator : my suit looks so corny
MyPokeCard.com is a funny site to design your own pokemon card, vote for the best pokemon cards and create pokemon colorings