Attack 1 : Small Child Sniff Joe Biden goes up to every small child you know and even those you don't. He sniffs their hair to get that nice kiddy smell.
Attack 2 : Money Spender Biden wanted a new dog so he spent 69 trillion dollars on the premium fake dog. it smells like children too, so he can really get into it. If you know what I mean
Illustrator : Big Chunky Men
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