Attack 1 : Skidmark This Pokémon leaves all it's underwear with a thick smelly skidmark that leaves all Pokemon neaby temporarily paralysed.
Attack 2 : Midget This Pokémon small stature is so astonishing to all Pokémon it leaves them all in a hysterical laughing fit which makes them vomit, shit and eventually die from. It's a one hit kill.
Illustrator : Jed Leon Shilling
MyPokeCard.com is a funny site to design your own pokemon card, vote for the best pokemon cards and create pokemon colorings