Pokemon John Kasich
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Creation Date : 19 May 2016
Name : John Kasich
Type : Fire
Attack 1 : Shove Food In
You get +20 HP and this attack gets +20 damage.
Attack 2 : I Get No Attention Man
The opponent loses their opposing Pokemon for 2 turns. Can be used once every 4 turns. He needs attention.
Comments : "Ted Cruz is mathematically eliminated." Guess who's even worse than that.
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