Pokemon Kim Jong Un 97
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Creation Date : 17 May 2015
Name : Kim Jong Un
Type : Fire
Attack 1 : Eat cake
Flip a coin. If heads, this attack makes kim jong un have 1000 more hp. If tails, this attack deals ten points of damage
Attack 2 : Nuke america
This attack does nothing because North Korean Nukes can't do anything
Comments : Fat pig. So fat he can't even move out of his bed
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