Pokemon Kim Jung Un 16

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 3 July 2018

Name : Kim Jung Un

Type : Fire

Attack 1 : Nuke On Guam
Flip a coin. If tails U.S.A, England, France, Isreal, and Mexico declares war on you. This will cause the fall of socialism and 120 damage is done. If head China and Russia exterminate the Allies.

Attack 2 : Extreme Obesity
FLIP A COIN NOW! If heads you live, but if tails You dead boy from diabetis

Comments : Your generals suggest you lay off the cheese Mr. Kim

Illustrator : Sir Wagwan Piffy-Ting of North Korea

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