Attack 1 : Nuke On Guam Flip a coin. If tails U.S.A, England, France, Isreal, and Mexico declares war on you. This will cause the fall of socialism and 120 damage is done. If head China and Russia exterminate the Allies.
Attack 2 : Extreme Obesity FLIP A COIN NOW! If heads you live, but if tails You dead boy from diabetis
Comments : Your generals suggest you lay off the cheese Mr. Kim
Illustrator : Sir Wagwan Piffy-Ting of North Korea
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