Attack 1 : KIMBO SLICE!!! kIMITH gose and takes 50 "tm's" (actually there hourse steroids) and make a super post apocolyptic attack on all yallz pokemon ya that jut happened what in yo face and they die
Attack 2 : Mc donalds kim feeds all the childs in the world and they all die from tetra aids and phatness which some how gets to your pokemon in the proses then she goes back to your bench and slumbers for one qudrillion years
Illustrator : your face i win
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