Pokemon King Long Cut

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Pokemon King Long Cut

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Creation Date : 22 May 2014

Name : King Long Cut

Type : Psychic

Attack 1 : Schizophrenic Rampage
Angrily screams senseless bullshit at opponent. Opponent will become very irritated and will eventually flee battle. May cause confusion or possibly paralysis.

Attack 2 : Dip Spew
Ferociously spews dip spit of the finest Skoal Long Cut in all directions. Opponent will be disgusted and possibly even poisoned.

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