Pokemon Kitteh keel u
My card
Pokemon Passport
Creation Date : 26 February 2011
Name : Kitteh keel u
Type : Metal
Attack 1 : Kick in the NUTS
opponent loses reproductive system therefore preventing any more cards from going onto the field plus person who played card gets to kick opponent in the nuts 10 times
Attack 2 : Annoyingness
Causes opponent to slam head into wall as much times as the player of the card can hold their breath in milliseconds each slam of the head damage worth as much as the time that player of card can not blink in seconds
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