Pokemon Laptop 37
My card
Pokemon Passport
Creation Date : 4 October 2015
Name : Laptop
Type : Lighting
Attack 1 : Delete
Does the most damage in the history of Pokemon. It does so much damage that it permanently deletes your Pokemon card.
Attack 2 : Reset Laptop
Flip a coin. If heads the Defending Pokemon gets paralyzed for 100000000 turns. If tails the Defending Pokemon gets poisoned, paralyzed, frozen, burnt and does 200000000000 times more damage than the original ability.
Comments : Laptop is an overkill pokemon. It is indestructable, as well as doing basically 300000000000 damage. Good luck versing your firend that may have this card!
Illustrator : Your meme
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