Pokemon Lord Crump 2

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Pokemon Lord Crump

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Creation Date : 1 June 2014

Name : Lord Crump

Type : Fighting

Attack 1 : Steel Reserve
Drink some cheap malt liquor and heal 50 HP. Any attacks used require a coin flip now due to your impaired vision.

Attack 2 : Belligerent Rant
Spew nonsense at your enemy until they can't stand it anymore

Comments : Unity is objectively the best engine to date, you're just jealous that you can't make one!!!

Illustrator : immigrants

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