Attack 1 : Try to drown yourself. Drown yourself even though you can't swim or touch water. After that, start laughing hysterically and pretend like you didn't almost just die. Your opponet starts getting concerned for your mental health and they bring you to a doctor.
Attack 2 : Eat Eat so much you become fat and your opponent gets concerned for you (again) and brings you to a doctor (again).
Comments : P.S. The doctor never found out what was wrong with you. So your opponent lost and you celebrated by eating.
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