Pokemon M ichaelasaures

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Creation Date : 2 March 2021

Name : M ichaelasaures

Type : Lighting

Attack 1 : Taser Shock
Flip a coin. If heads, you do 50 damage and your opponent deals 20% less damage to you for 3 turns. If it says tails you do 20 damage.

Attack 2 : Electric oil spill
Michaelasaures shits out 10 Galan's of pure electric flammable oil. This attack deals 90 damage and lights the other person on fire for 2 rounds, dealing 10 damage every turn.

Comments : He usually uses plastics straws because he Fu*king hates turtles.

Illustrator : He's an electric dinosaur, where everything is higher

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