Pokemon Marco Rubio 7

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 19 May 2016

Name : Marco Rubio

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : Drinking Water
Marco Rubio constantly drinks water, boosting his HP by +20 every turn active. It also tastes good, so that's a plus.

Attack 2 : Little Marco
Flip a coin. If tails, Marco Rubio transforms to become tiny. This confuses your opponent's Pokemon. Does 100 damage if the card is Donald Trump. Since, well, he's his rival.

Comments : He didn't even win his home state.

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