Creation Date : 31 March 2011
Name : Master Chief
Type : Metal
Attack 1 : Shat Up
Flip a coin, if heads Master Chief will shat you until you is dead. If tails, Master Chief will still shat you up.
Attack 2 : Challenge
Master Chief will challenge you to a dual of hockey. If you lose you will spontaneously com bust into flames. But if you win Master Chief will stick you with a grenade in the face and you will die. When ever you die Master Chief will fin your dead body and teabag it into oblivion.