Pokemon Matt Foley
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Pokemon Passport
Creation Date : 6 January 2020
Name : Matt Foley
Type : Metal
Attack 1 : A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!
Flip a coin, YOU LIVE IN VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (inf damage) (do dat if anything)
Attack 2 : JACK SQUATS!!!!
IF YOU BECOME A GUY LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER YOU GET A BIG POT OF JACK SQUATS!!!!!!!!!!
Illustrator : Saturday Night Live
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