Pokemon Mattchu 1
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Creation Date : 26 March 2010
Name : Mattchu
Type : Colorless
Attack 1 : Killer Stare
Does 30x the number of times you can say Machu in 10 seconds. If counter fails to count correctly, you have permission to shank them.
Attack 2 : Beastness
Yes this attack does 80 damage. You can't do anything about it. Also, you may slap your opponent.
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