Pokemon McNoobius

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 20 February 2022

Name : McNoobius

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : Eat Dirt.
This utter and total noob deals 100 damage to himself. After you use this move you may go find and eat dirt.

Attack 2 : Thundershock
Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokémon is now Paralyzed.

Illustrator : Noobius McNoobmuffin III

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