Attack 1 : Derp Flip a coin. If heads, this attack automatically kills the opponent's Pokemon. If tails, this attack also kills the opponents Pokemon and any benched one.
Attack 2 : Swag Your opponents Pokemon is paralyzed, confused, asleep, burned, poisoned and dead due to the over powering sense of swag.
Comments : This Pokemon is the awesomest of all pokemons.
Illustrator : Ducks
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