Pokemon Merkuti

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 16 December 2013

Name : Merkuti

Type : Psychic

Attack 1 : Bowel Movement
Empties your bowels directly onto the enemy. Eat at Taco Bell's, if diarrhea, multiply damage 2x. If constipation, this attack does nothing.

Attack 2 : Veteran
If Pokemon has stayed with the 8th, for more than 1 year. Automatically spawn ban hammers and ban the enemy from the game.

Illustrator : Confused Male child

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