Pokemon Microsoft

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 12 February 2011

Name : Microsoft

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : Crash
Your PC crashes, losing every virtual thing you held dear, destroying your social, personal, and professional lives, making you suffer a breakdown and end up in an asylum.

Attack 2 : Spam
Flip a coin. If heads, add an extra 100 damage for your mom finding dirty picture pop-ups on your screen as she walks in. If tails, add 100 damage for giving your PC SOOOO many viruses that it goes into a coma.

Comments : Microsoft. What'd you expect?

Illustrator : Jupitre

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