Attack 1 : Math time!!! Bore opponent until asleep then hit with a ruler. Then get 200 HP back because since you got bored and took a nap for a few hours.
Attack 2 : Coffee Time!!! drink coffee and get 200 HP back. You drank to much coffee and went crazy against opponent. Then drink coffee the whole match and stay 200 HP for 7 hours.
Comments : Likes to eat donuts, subway and drinks coffee and monster.
Illustrator : Miss Mokricky
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