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Pokemon Mitt Romney

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Creation Date : 4 December 2012

Name : Mitt Romney

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : Smilin' and Lyin'
Flip a coin. If it lands on heads, you're a moderate. If it lands on tails, you're severely conservative. Either way, you can create 12 million new American jobs. Or not.

Attack 2 : 47% Solution
Flip a coin. If it lands on heads, it isn't Mitt's job to care about you. If it lands on tails, Mitt would like you to contribute to his campaign. The 2014 Iowa caucuses are only 28 months away, you know...

Illustrator : B.H. Obama

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