Pokemon Morrilax

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 3 March 2016

Name : Morrilax

Type : Lighting

Attack 1 : Eat Friends
Flip a coin. If heads, eat your closest friend for breakfast. If tails, eat him anyway, you are Jack Morrison, and you need fed.

Attack 2 : Complain
Flip a coin, If heads, complain about Connor Skey's existence, if he goes away, do a roly poly and how many times you spin, times it by 10 to deal damage to Connor. If the Connor Skey persists, you have failed at life.

Comments : Do Not Cross This Pokecunts path, you will be devoured

Illustrator : Me

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