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Pokemon Nigel Farage

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Creation Date : 23 April 2015

Name : Nigel Farage

Type : Metal

Attack 1 : Casual Racism
Nigel blames a foreigner for causing his tea to turn cold. Flip a coin. If heads, the foreigner is a machete weilding member of Isis who cleaves him to death.

Attack 2 : Britain First
Nigel waves the british flag so hard he accidentally impales himself on the flagpole. Flip a coin. If heads, the flagpole also impales David Cameron.

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