Pokemon Not stonks man
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Creation Date : 16 April 2021
Name : Not stonks man
Type : Metal
Attack 1 : Crash market
He crashes the stonks market (flip a coin if heads this attack does 2X dmg if tails this attack does 50 damage to itself
Attack 2 : Steal credit card
Steals moms credit card and invests in minecraft health potion: instant health 2 (heals all damage)
Comments : Wow this isnt that stonks
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