Pokemon OzBert

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 27 August 2016

Name : OzBert

Type : Darkness

Attack 1 : OTP
Flip a coin. If heads, you must give up all other OTPs for OzBert. If tails, you must make all your friends give up all other OTPs for OzBert.

Attack 2 : Depression
Flip a coin. If heads, you must stop reading this card and brood in the corner of the room, miserable because OzBert isn't canon. If tails, you don't ship OzBert.

Comments : OzBert is THE BEST FRICKIN' SHIP to ever grace this universe.

Illustrator : Jun Mochizuki the FRICKIN' TROLL QUEEN

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