Attack 1 : I have a pen... He sings the PPAP song and your opponent's pokemon become confused at what the hell he is doing.
Attack 2 : Uhhh... apple pen He slams the apple and the pen together in your face, sending a shockwave that does 80 more damage for each colourless pokemon in play
Comments : "I have a pen, I have an apple. UUHHHH... apple pen"
MyPokeCard.com is a funny site to design your own pokemon card, vote for the best pokemon cards and create pokemon colorings