Attack 1 : Depression You have 5 seconds to come up with a reason to not kill yourself. If you don't, go to the corner and your pokemon takes 200 damage. If you do, too bad. Your pokemon takes 150 damage anyways.
Attack 2 : Meme Pepe sends you a meme on Snapchat. Put it on a dank scale from 1-10. If it is a 10, your pokemon takes 90 damage. If not, take 90 damage anyway. ITS PEPE.
Comments : This boi be retarded and depressed and has no actual friends.
Illustrator : Ur Mom
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