Pokemon Phil Swift 97

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Pokemon Phil Swift

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 28 November 2018

Name : Phil Swift

Type : Fire

Attack 1 : Sawing Shit in Half
Flip a coin, if heads saw a boat in half. If tails, repair it

Attack 2 : Lotta Damage
Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokémon is now Paralyzed.

Comments : Don't actually eat the flex shit

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