Attack 1 : Build wall If you opponents Pokemon is a mega mewtwo full art scratchy go gold card this attack does 99998999999999999999.9 damage too your opponents Pokemon.
Attack 2 : Mexican dance Flip a coin if heads your face rips off if tails your opponents active Pokemon is now fat and ugly and you can rip it up.
Comments : Pokemon is all about ugliness
Illustrator : Trump tower
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