Creation Date : 8 April 2025
Name : Polish Man
Type : Colorless
Attack 1 : #Opentonetwork
Flip a coin. If heads, Polish Man gets a job. If tails, Polish Man does not get a job, gets poisoned, paralyzed, and dies.
Attack 2 : Grafik Design
Does 10 additional damage for each time that Dawn gives Polish Man a picky critique.
Comments : Polish Man was unfortunately cursed with the name "Chris"; the Goodwill employees know him as "Christ", though.
Illustrator : Chris