Attack 1 : REET or YEET 1000 Flip a coin. If you get heads, scream "REEEE!!!" repeatedly in your opponent's ear. Then smite them. If you get tails, scream "YEET!!!" and toss your opponent into the abyss.
Attack 2 : Call of REEEEEE Pepe the Frog has arrived and screamed the infamous "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...!!!!!" in your opponent's ear. Your opponent and their Pokemon are now deaf and have ebola.
Comments : It's a genetic abomination!
Illustrator : Your Mom
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