Pokemon REEEE achu

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 19 March 2019

Name : REEEE-achu

Type : Lighting

Attack 1 : REET or YEET 1000
Flip a coin. If you get heads, scream "REEEE!!!" repeatedly in your opponent's ear. Then smite them. If you get tails, scream "YEET!!!" and toss your opponent into the abyss.

Attack 2 : Call of REEEEEE
Pepe the Frog has arrived and screamed the infamous "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...!!!!!" in your opponent's ear. Your opponent and their Pokemon are now deaf and have ebola.

Comments : It's a genetic abomination!

Illustrator : Your Mom

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