Attack 1 : Bread and wine Flip a coin two times, if it heads the first time then give your opponent some bread (it's poisoned), then flip it the second time and if it heads give your opponent some superalchoolic to paralize it for the whole life
Attack 2 : Revenge Kill all the opponent's pokemons, 'cause they're pagans, then pick all their energies and use them to return to paradise(this card can not be used anymore until its next evolution)
Comments : This Gesus doesn't like pagans, because they have killed it's previouse evolution
Illustrator : God
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