Pokemon Retarded cow 1

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Pokemon Retarded cow

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Creation Date : 26 June 2014

Name : Retarded cow

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : udder macine gun
Flip a coin. If heads, the cow will use its udder as a macine gun.

Attack 2 : Belly flop
Flip a coin. If heads, this stupid cow will kill the defending Pokémon totally.

Comments : Cows are stupid.

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