Pokemon Retarded cow EX

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Pokemon Retarded cow EX

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Creation Date : 27 June 2014

Name : Retarded cow EX

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : Squish
Flip a coin. If heads, Retarded Cow will squish the defending Pokémon by sitting on it until it dies.

Attack 2 : Milk macine gun
Flip a coin. If heads, Retarded cow uses its udder as a machine gun.

Comments : This Pokémon is retarded Patrick Star`s brother.

Illustrator : Hayley

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