Creation Date : 18 August 2014
Name : Retarded policeman
Type : Psychic
Attack 1 : DISABILITY
Flip a coin. If heads, prevent all effects of an attack, including damage, done to Retarded policeman during your opponent's next turn.
Attack 2 : Brain damage DERP
Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Idiot is now Paralyzed.
Comments : NOT A CARD TO TRADE!!!!!!
Illustrator : NOAH CANNON