Pokemon Roy 443
My card
Pokemon Passport
Creation Date : 27 August 2018
Name : Roy
Type : Fire
Attack 1 : Turd Cannon
Don't bother flipping one of those fake coins, IT'S MY TURN! No matter what, you shall perish in a decayed barrage of whatever I ate yesterday. Are you excited or terrified? I have to decide whether I'm joking or not.
Attack 2 :
Seriously? This is all you do when you play this game? This is torture. I don't want to play anymore. I'm think I'll go read a phone book.
Comments : I don't want to to wait for our lives to be over, I want to know right now what will it be?
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