Attack 1 : Worship flip a coin. if tails, the defending pokemon tries to worship shrek in a desperate attempt for peace, but it fails and shrek shrine eats them whole and gains 9001 hp. if heads, you worship shrek and win the game.
Attack 2 : Dunk the cookie If your opponent's active pokemon is malk, set hp to 1. if it isn't, do 90 damage. if it is a squirril, die.
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Illustrator : Joe Mama
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